{"id":44956,"date":"2025-08-20T11:19:42","date_gmt":"2025-08-20T11:19:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.donbosco.press\/?p=44956"},"modified":"2025-09-10T14:30:58","modified_gmt":"2025-09-10T14:30:58","slug":"ein-familiendialog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.donbosco.press\/de\/gute-nacht\/ein-familiendialog\/","title":{"rendered":"Ein Familiendialog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sohn: \u201eHabt ihr geh\u00f6rt, was in Ukraine passiert ist?\u201c.<br \/>\nVater: \u201ePah!\u201c.<br \/>\nMutter: \u201eIst die Suppe salzig genug?\u201c.<br \/>\nSohn: \u201eDas ist ein Problem, nicht wahr?\u201c.<br \/>\nVater: \u201eJa\u201c.<br \/>\nSohn: \u201eWas denkst du dann?\u201c.<br \/>\nVater: \u201eDu hast Recht, es fehlt ein wenig Salz\u201c.<br \/>\nMutter: \u201eHier, nimm es\u201c.<br \/>\nSohn: \u201eSeltsam, wie es so weit kommen konnte\u201c.<br \/>\nMutter: \u201eWie viel hast du f\u00fcr Mathe bekommen?\u201c.<br \/>\nVater: \u201eIch habe nie etwas von Mathe verstanden\u201c.<br \/>\nMutter: \u201eEs ist kalt heute Abend\u2026\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>Ein Ehemann h\u00f6rt seiner Frau h\u00f6chstens 17 Sekunden lang zu, dann f\u00e4ngt er an zu sprechen.<br \/>\nEine Ehefrau h\u00f6rt ihrem Mann h\u00f6chstens 17 Sekunden lang zu, dann f\u00e4ngt sie an zu sprechen.<br \/>\nEin Ehemann und eine Ehefrau h\u00f6ren ihren Kindern zu, um\u2026<\/p>\n<p>SchlagworteBildungFamilieVize<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sohn: \u201eHabt ihr geh\u00f6rt, was in Ukraine passiert ist?\u201c. Vater: \u201ePah!\u201c. Mutter: \u201eIst die Suppe&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":44949,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":4,"footnotes":""},"categories":[132],"tags":[2578,2212,2035],"class_list":["post-44956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gute-nacht","tag-erziehung","tag-familie","tag-vize"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.donbosco.press\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.donbosco.press\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.donbosco.press\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.donbosco.press\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.donbosco.press\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44956"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.donbosco.press\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44956\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44958,"href":"https:\/\/www.donbosco.press\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44956\/revisions\/44958"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.donbosco.press\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/44949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.donbosco.press\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.donbosco.press\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.donbosco.press\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}